you'd never know i ate my own poo this morning

...but i did. the vet says i was trying to be tidy and clean up after myself. i say i was trying to make mommy vomit. i almost succeeded.

beer mile

my mom and her friends decided to run a beer mile at midnight a couple of weeks ago. they did a photo-shoot first. of course. i don't know what they'd do if they didn't have me around to keep them in line.

see the girl making out with me? that's logan. i pooped in her bedroom last night and then left before she found it.