My figure...it is so shapely

Not every dog can have this physique, you know. I am very lucky.

They made me a cubby!

A CUBBY!!! I will never leave!

A Baxter Christmas

kees me

take me...take me now...

no! wait! what will the world think? this can never be! no. stay away. we cannot give into our lust.

oh, who cares what the world thinks?! come to me. keeeees me.

[this love story brought to you by my new best friend, taggart, a russian blue bundle of love.]

the ultimate humiliation

let's start at the end.

From 2010 First Snow Day

now back to the beginning. see, it was the first snowy day here in chicago. and my mom thought that meant it was time to pull out this cutesy little sweater and matching boots.

From 2010 First Snow Day

From 2010 First Snow Day

From 2010 First Snow Day

i think you can tell from these photos that she broke my spirit by forcing me to wear that ridiculous get-up.

From 2010 First Snow Day

so then when we came home, i had to rub every single memory of the humiliation out of my body.

From 2010 First Snow Day

From 2010 First Snow Day

From 2010 First Snow Day

From 2010 First Snow Day

From 2010 First Snow Day

apparently there's this thing called static that i didn't know about, however. it was so strong that it made my ears float.

From 2010 First Snow Day

From 2010 First Snow Day

From 2010 First Snow Day

From 2010 First Snow Day

how could you do this to me, mom? and dad, you just sat there, laughing.

i'll never forgive you.

From 2010 First Snow Day

here's a slideshow of the whole scarring episode. i'll never be the same.

BEWARE

for it is i, the....

...WINTER DEMON! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA.

...not buying it? rats.

KEES MEEE

oh, i see you have a beard. you'll notice i do to. there's really only one thing to do from here...