oliiiiiiive!!!!!11 come back to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

together

this was our last morning together. le sigh. i can't wait until we go visit olive in las vegas this december.

outtake

"baxter's last laugh," starring baxter and olive

so i THOUGHT we were sharing.

but olive had other plans. as soon as i let my guard down she grabbed the bone and started rolling around in ecstacy, flaunting it in my face.

i perched on the chair across from the couch, watching her forlornly.

...and then i made my move. suck it, olive.

MUUAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! (<<--- that's my last laugh. get it? because it's the title?)

ball o' teeth

LLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRREADY TO RRRRUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEE!!!!

here's my patented "back dat ass up" move. i wasn't as graceful at fighting as olive, so when i needed a break i would poke her in the face with my booty.

yeah. my sister's got some skillz.

how about an art shot?

my beautiful sister

her name is olive. her parents just adopted our cousin-slash-half-sister, basil. i'll let you figure our family tree out yourself.

isn't she pretty?

how about one in black and white?

yeeeeeeeaaaahhhhh, that's it. WURK it, guuuuurl.