based on this blog, it would appear that sleeping is the only activity in this house

...in reality, it's the only time the photos don't turn out to be blurs of slate-and-gold fur.

deeeeep sleep

more confidence = more willingness to sleep belly-up.

with tip of tongue hanging out in the cutest way possible.

which means more getting woken up by annoying cameras in the face.

before & after

do you love my new haircut?

i'm so silky and soft, and i smell like a dream. and just LOOK at how gorge i am. my mom won't leave me the eff alone.

barking with a lithp

they look like little pearls.

but they're even more rare...

...and if you look closely, you can see where they came from...

of course mommy is saving them like a total psycho.

you would if you could

don't pretend you don't know what i'm talking about.

baxter gothic

all we're missing is the pitchfork.